Cam tarziu, ce e drept, dar mai bine mai trziu dect niciodat. Ceea ce voi prezenta mai jos este o mic poezie despre taxe… și concluzia cu care vine la pachet. Am primit-o pe mail și mi-am permis – pentru cititorii care nu cunosc engleza, s fac o mic traducere și adaptare, pentru a suna ct de ct plauzibil n semantica noastr.

Enjoi !

By the way, la noi in Romanica, erau nu mai puțin de ȘASE SUTE ȘI CEVA DE TAXE acu doi ani… ntre timp cu criza, probabil c s-au mai nmulțit. Eu, cnd m uit n portofel, așa simt…

Truer words were never spoken.

The Tax Poem

At first I thought this was funny….thenrealized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxesare the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works forpeanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car ,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
‘Taxes drove me
To my doom…’

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to applythe inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel P ermit Tax
Gasoline Tax (44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax ontop of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local SurchargeTaxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and No n-recurring
Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years
ago, and our nation was the most
Prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the
largest middleclass in the
World, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

Whathappened? Can you spell
‘politicians corrupted by jew financist ?’

And I still have to ‘press 1’ for English

I hope this goes around THE USA at least100 times!!!!!

YOU can help it Get there!

GO AHEAD – – – BE AN AMERICAN!

Cuvinte mai adevrate (ca acestea) nu au fost niciodat rostite !Poemul Taxelor

La nceput am crezut c acest lucru e amuzant …. apoi am realizat adevrul ngrozitor de el.

Asigurai-v c l-ați citit pn la capt!

Taxeaz-i pmntul,
Taxeaz-i patul,
Taxeaz-i masa
La care mnnc.
Taxeaz-i tractorul,
Taxeaz-i mgarul,
Invata-l impozitele sunt regula.

Taxeaz-i munca,
Taxeaz-i plțile,
El lucreaza pe alune, oricum!
Taxeaz-i vaca,
Taxeaz-i capra,
Taxeaz-i pantalonii,
Taxeaz-i haina.

Taxeaz-i șireturile,
Taxeaz-i cmaa,
Taxeaz-i munca,
Taxeaz-i mizeria.

Taxeaz-i tutunul,
Taxeaz-i butura,
Taxeaz-i, dac
ncearc s gndeasc.

Taxeaz-i țigrile,
Taxeaz-i berea,
Dac plange
Taxeaz-i lacrimile.

Taxeaz-i mașina,
Taxeaz-i benzina,
Caut alte ci

De a-i taxa fundul.

Taxeaz-i tot ce are
Apoi, las-i s știe
C nu te vei opri
pn nu-i vei lua tot.

Cnd ip i url;
Atunci, taxeaz-l și mai mult,
Taxeaz-l pn
Cnd e mort/copt.

Atunci, taxeaz-i sicriul,
Taxeaz-i mormntul,
Taxeaz-i groapa
n care e pus.

Pune aceste cuvinte
Pe mormntul su,
Taxele mu-a bgat
n mormnt …

Și cnd s-a dus,
Nu te relaxa,
Este timpul s aplice impozitul pe succesiune.

Tax pe Conturi de creana
Tax pe Autorizaie de construcie
Tax pe licen CDL
Tax pe igri
Impozitul pe profit
Tax pe licen de Cine
Accize
Impozitul Federal
Impozitul Federal pe omaj (Futa)
Taxa pe Licen de pescuit
Taxa pe licen de Alimente
Taxa pe Combustibil
Taxa pe Benzin (44.75 ceni per galon)
Taxa pe venitul Brut

Taxa de licen de vntoare
Taxe succesorale
Taxa pe Inventar
IRS Dobnzi de IRS Sanciuni (impozit pe partea de sus a impozitului)
Taxa pe Liquor
Taxele de lux
Taxa pe Certificat de cstorie
Taxa pe ngrijiri medicale
Taxa pe Proprietate personal
Taxa pe Proprietate
Taxa pe Proprietți imobiliare
Taxa pe Serviciu de impunere
Taxa pe Asigurri sociale
Taxa pe utilizarea drumurilor
Taxa de Vanzare
Taxa pentru vehicule recreaionale
Taxe colare
Taxa pe impozitul pe venit
Taxa pe omaj (uta)
Taxa pe Telefon Federal de accize
Taxa pe Telefon Federal serviciul universal
Taxa pe Telefon stat federal, i Impozite Locale

Suprataxa
Telefon minime de utilizare Suprataxa Fiscal
Telefon recurente i nr n-recurente
Taxe fiscale
Telefon de stat i Taxa hoteliera
Telefon Utilizarea percepe taxa
Taxele de utilitate
Vehicul de licen Taxa de nregistrare
Vehicul Taxa de Vanzare
Ambarcaiuni de nregistrare fiscal
Permis de bine fiscale
Lucrtorii Despgubiri fiscale

NC MAI CREZI C E AMUZANT ?

Nici una din aceste taxe au existat 100 ani
n urm, i naiunea noastr a fost cea mai
Prosper din lume.

Nu am avut absolut nici o datorie naional, aa avut cea mai mare clas de mijloc din Lume, i mama rmnea acas pentru a crete copii.

Ce sa ntmplat? Poi s scrie
“Politicieni corupți de finanța evreiasc ?”

i eu nc mai trebuie s “apsai 1” pentru limba englez .

Sper ca acest mesaj va face nconjurul Statele Unite ale Americii, cel puin
100 de ori !!!!!
l poți ajuta s fac asta!

Ține-o tot așa- – fii un american!

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